Last Season Review and Looking Ahead

Looking Ahead

And Behind

Its that time of the year again guys.  Colors are brighter, food taste better, people are friendlier, and your dick looks just a little bit bigger.  If you were thinking its festival season, you're wrong.  All the acid and drugs in the world wont make your dick bigger.  Sorry Christian.  No, something more magical has arrived and that would be the 2016/17 Fantasy Football Season and the stakes are higher than ever.  League dues have been raised, keepers are getting locked in, and our trophy is being carved by a crew of highly skilled Korean child laborers.  But before we can really get into the new season and its changes, lets take a look at the results of last season.

2015/16 Season Review

The Champion of the 2015/16 Season of Ol Milwaukees Best Football League is...

Christopher Barberetta 

Finished	Team	Owner	Total Points For (Including Playoffs)
1st	Adrian Beathisson	Barbs	1391.1
2nd	Guaranteed Money	Ethan	1550.7
3rd	Big Bagadicks	Dean	1338.4
4th	Hyde ya Kids	Vu	1341.2
5th	Creamy Goodness	Greg	1371.9
6th	Gotta catch Jamaal	Maxwell	1401.1
7th	Play for Playoffs	Trevor	1498.1
8th	Craig’s Moms Bush	Colby	1361.7
9th	Boner Soup	Christian	1389.2
10th	Team Nichols	Tyler	1447.7
11th	Fear the Running Dez	Jack	1260.7
12th	Lenny Pepperbottom	Joe	1297.4

Congrats Barbs.  Yay.

Ok.  Onwards to this season because no one likes living in the past.

2016/17 Season

-Rules Changes-

High Rollers.  League dues have been raised to $100 and they must be in by the draft or face the consequences of having Tim Tebow as your starting QB until dues have been paid.  Payouts have been changed accordingly as well to $800 for 1st, $200 for 2nd, $100 for 3rd, $50 for 4th and $50 for the most points for at the end of the regular season.

Besides switching the divisions up not much has changed.

With the draft looming (August 28th) we have a draft order set of
1. Joe
2. Tyler
3. Max
4. Jack
5. Colby
6. Christian
7. Dean
8. Chris
9. Dustin
10. Ethan 
11. Greg 
12. Trevor

Mock draft all you want, but you all know that in the end its not gonna save you.  May the injuries be few and the touchdowns be plenty this year.  Goodluck yall and Fuck You Trevor.